About
I'm Eli. I live in the cold, unforgiving northeast.Following
- HOW FUCKING STUPID EVERYONE IN THIS COUNTRY IS
You know, I saw you two guys earlier at the Good Humor truck, and you were eating your ice cream like little boys. And I thought, “Those guys aren’t so tough! They’re eating ice cream! What a bunch of swell guys!” I saw you eating ice cream, pal. Oh, don’t you deny it. You were eating an ice cream cone. You were eating an ice cream cone. Oh, you’re bad now, you’re bad now, but you were eating an ice cream cone, and I saw you.
Ice cream eating motherfucker. That’s what YOU are.
Name: Eli
Tumblr Name: the-mu
Nicknames: E-Truth!!! (Not really!)
Birthday: 2/26/93
Location: new fucking hampshire.
Current school/job: lame-ass high school/working in a gas station
Sexual orientation: Straight.
Status: “It’s complicated” in the sense that no one wants to date me
Random fact about yourself: I skipped the fourth grade and basically became a lazy butt after that. I’m still “gifted” though, just like half the people you see on the internet who get little to no social interaction
Hobbies/Interests: Listening to music until my ears bleed. Trying to avoid actual human contact as much as possible. Playing music (this doesn’t happen often) and video games (this happens often). Cats.
Do you smoke/drink: Nevar!! But all my friends do.
Favorite Tumblr blogs?: nervousrex, johnwilkestooth, synecdoche, caitygee, pertoleum, exspectator, dontcookbilly, sundayafternoonrain, ex-genius, studentloansforbeermoney, brooksoglesby, honeysucklesmiles (basically, anyone in my crushes list who doesn’t hate me IRL)
Why Tumblr?: I tried it out and made a lot of friends. It worked for me, it can work for you too!
I made a new shirt.
lololoololololz
If there are two things I love almost as much as cute peope, they are Anarchy and Mitch Clem
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I just told a girl that jacob from twilight is ugly. She stared at me like I had just stabbed her entire family.
Because that’s an awesome name and I’m taking it if it’s not just cryptomnesia.
I am at the gym. I am on the vertical bench press machine.
The guy next to me is grunting with each rep.
It is a very loud grunt.
Why does he have to grunt?
He also smells.
I want to tell him to stop grunting and to stop smelling, but he is very large.
I am going to stop writing now because if he sees my iPhone screen, I am dead.
Hmmm…
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