January 2010
new years 2009
mega antisocial
i got onion dip on my pants.
ok 2010 hurry up
(via meysell)
yeah i wanna go to bed already
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its funny bcuz im like 100 percent sure i could...
meysell:
t4mst3r:
i could tell him its a bday present or something
and that starcraft can seat like 16 ppl
js
i think we should do this, tammy
zerg rush
pizza rolls
“dream homes”
My New Years Resolution Is 1080p
(via theangryprojectionist)
party in my living room tonight! c:>!
(via meysell)
party in my pants. all of you are invited.
Eastern Standard Time: The only time zone that...
stormytherabbit:
(via mykicks)
December 2009
Bold what you've done in 2009.
stormytherabbit:
1. Dyed your hair an odd color. 2. Went skinny dipping. 3. Bought something you didn’t need. 4. Snuck out of your house. 5. Became obsessed with a song no one knew. 6. Learned a song on your phone with your keypad. 7. Knitted something. 8. Ran a mile. 9. Fell in love. 10. Said, “like yeahh” too many times. 11. Lost your closest friends. 12. Got into a fight with someone you...
want to start a band
exspectator:
geofferino:
Want to call it ‘interrobang’.
Already exists.
Seen them live.
THIS HAS BEEN A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY TUMBLR...
In the event of a real emergency, you would have been instructed to log off Tumblr, step away from your computer, and to disregard any and all internet drama.
blogging live from the noose
meysell:
yeah just hanging myself
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I'm so hardcore, I've been wearing the same pair...
k i'll stop now before i lose followers
I like the feeling of warm sperm pouring down my esophagus
i love gargling donkey erections
that is brooksoglesby.tumblr.com
“the cum guzzler” we call him
* Topic for #choom is: oh looks like i lost! hand me the biscuit guys
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Yeah, I know, "I used to be just like you, then I...
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And I still make plans with people... why?
I’ve hung out with friends outside of school maybe 1 or 2 times since November. Maybe I should just give up on coming out of my room at all. Wake me up in June.
i dont want anything from you but sex
meysell:
metalxmasbuttfuckingforyou:
(via ashley-wa)
HAHA butt sex.
matt i think i love you
ONE, TWO, ONE TWO THREE FOUR
I DON’T LIKE THE WAY YOU COOK
I JUST LIKE THE WAY YOU LOOK
ALL YOU DO IS BOTHER ME
BUT I REALLY WANT YOUR BODY
I DONT KNOW WHAT I WANNA DO
I JUST WANNA HAVE SEX WITH YOU!
WHOOOOOOOAAAAH
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RT @BrooksOglesby: @THE_REAL_SHAQ wut is shaqz favrit beatle song. papershaq writer Get it.
so i actually hit comment on that status
stormytherabbit:
and he deleted it
lol
hahaha you got ballz
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PRE-COOKED BACON IS MY LIFE
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If you ever find yourself in need of someone with...
I’m your man.
Favorite tumblr honorable mentions:
fff8e7:
the-mu:
isawthesunset, stormytherabbit, fff8e7, honeysucklesmiles, deathbylandscape, thediscoinmypants
id rather not be on it then be on ‘honourable mentions’ if im not first im a loser
yeah but i have less honorable mentions than favorite tumblrs overall so yr like part of an elitist group now
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Is it just me or does The Fad seem to have a huge...
On their twitter: “Rescheduling for NJ & VA soon. Stay t00nd”
Yep, no mention of rescheduling the Boston show. Looks like they’re far too busy dealing with more important venues that they cancelled on
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I want to live somewhere where, if people say...
fff8e7:
the-mu:
Is that too much to ask?
id call u bak
I want to live somewhere where, if people say...
Is that too much to ask?
90s kids - Quit stealing MY culture.
californiacornbread:
I think the time has come for me to sound off on all you children here on Tumblr, stealing MY culture. If you were born in the early 80s, or mid 80s, you know what I’m talking about.
Let’s get some shit really fucking straight - most of you here on Tumblr were born in the 90s, and don’t know a damn thing about half the stuff you’re reblogging, posting and stealing from...